Dear Soda,
I love you. You quench my thirst, make my liquor tolerable, and provide my hydration... but why do you scorn me so? Really though, you're not to blame. It's your partner in crime, caffeine. This evil dictator has been making my eyelid twitch randomly for several months. So, you've gotta go. With you, and caffeine, gone will be the Gatorade, the teas, coffee... all you yummy pick me ups. Here's to hoping I don't kill anyone this week.
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